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The Houseplants Song

Höfundur lags: Audio Adrenaline Sent inn af: Anonymous
O[Em]nce I read a book and t[G]his is what it said
"If your mu[A]sic has a beat[Em] the you're gunna wind up dead"
It d[Em]oesn't really matter if it's C[G]hristian or not
If it's s[A]yncapted rhythm then your s[Em]oul is gunna rot
[A]And this book was called[Em] "HA You're gunna burn"
[A]And in the second chapter[Em] I went on to learn

[Em]Take two [G]houseplants and [A]put em to the [Em]test   
Set em b[Em]oth in front of s[G]peakers and let the m[A]usic do the r[Em]est   
The [Em]first on you play m[G]ozart or something lo[A]vely like t[Em]hat   
The [Em]second one you play that [G]Petra and that [A]MegaDeth [Em]    
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is [Em]    

So I t[Em]ook my two h[G]ouseplants and i put t[A]hem to the t[Em]est   
Set em b[Em]oth in front of [G]speakers and let the [A]music do the r[Em]est   
I [Em]powered up my P[G]ioneers and l[A]et the music r[Em]oar   
but t[Em]wenty minutes l[G]ater someones kn[A]ocking at my d[Em]oor   

*Knock on the body of your guitar*

[Em] I opened up my door[G] and there my neighbor stood
He said "[A]man I'd like to get some sleep [Em]if you think could"
I said "[Em]man cant you [G]see here
I have the m[A]oral dilema that i have go[Em]tta get clear"
And he said "[Em]what kind of moral dilema could you have t[G]his time of night
That could [A]make me so angry that I j[Em]ust wanna fight

*load crash* "sorry"
So i pointed to the page [Em]in that open book
That had a pi[A]cture of a potted plant an[Em]d I said go have a look

And he read

[Em]Take two [G]houseplants and [A]put em to the [Em]test   
Set em b[Em]oth in front of s[G]peakers and let the m[A]usic do the r[Em]est   
The [Em]first on you play m[G]ozart or something lo[A]vely like t[Em]hat   
The [Em]second one you play that [G]Petra and that [A]MegaDeth [Em]    

Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is

[Em] First of all he said that [G]Vogner that you're playin
I've n[A]ever heard of Petra and isn't M[Em]egaDeth all dead
[Em]secondly emph[G]atically he a[A]sked me what's the s[Em]ense   
of h[Em]anging out with ho[G]use plants when hey [A]I live right across the f[Em]ence   

And i thought to myself you know that's a good point

So i t[Em]ook my two h[G]ouseplants and i [A]put em both back out[Em]side   
And [Em]me and my n[G]eighbor well we [A]went out for a d[Em]rive   
We t[Em]alked about [G]all the things that re[A]ally matt er [Em]most   
Like l[Em]ife and love and h[G]appiness and t[A]hen the holy G[Em]host [Em]    [G]    [A]    [Em]    

[Em]Now my two h[G]ouseplants both s[A]it out in the s[Em]un   
and [Em]As for my n[G]eighbor well our f[A]riendship has bec[Em]ome   
a m[Em]eaningful rel[G]ationship that's h[A]eaded straight to h[Em]eaven
BUT [Em]AS FOR NOW we like to s[G]it around and listen to A[A]udio Adrenaline

[Em]    

Once I read a book and this is what it said
"If your music has a beat the you're gunna wind up dead"
It doesn't really matter if it's Christian or not
If it's syncapted rhythm then your soul is gunna rot
And this book was called "HA You're gunna burn"
And in the second chapter I went on to learn

Take two houseplants and put em to the test
Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that
The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth
Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is

So I took my two houseplants and i put them to the test
Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
I powered up my Pioneers and let the music roar
but twenty minutes later someones knocking at my door

*Knock on the body of your guitar*

I opened up my door and there my neighbor stood
He said "man I'd like to get some sleep if you think could"
I said "man cant you see here
I have the moral dilema that i have gotta get clear"
And he said "what kind of moral dilema could you have this time of night
That could make me so angry that I just wanna fight

*load crash* "sorry"
So i pointed to the page in that open book
That had a picture of a potted plant and I said go have a look

And he read

Take two houseplants and put em to the test
Set em both in front of speakers and let the music do the rest
The first on you play mozart or something lovely like that
The second one you play that Petra and that MegaDeth

Doesn't really matter what kind of rock it is

First of all he said that Vogner that you're playin
I've never heard of Petra and isn't MegaDeth all dead
secondly emphatically he asked me what's the sense
of hanging out with house plants when hey I live right across the fence

And i thought to myself you know that's a good point

So i took my two houseplants and i put em both back outside
And me and my neighbor well we went out for a drive
We talked about all the things that really matt er most
Like life and love and happiness and then the holy Ghost

Now my two houseplants both sit out in the sun
and As for my neighbor well our friendship has become
a meaningful relationship that's headed straight to heaven
BUT AS FOR NOW we like to sit around and listen to Audio Adrenaline

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