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Höfundur lags: Stephen Lynch Höfundur texta: Stephen Lynch Flytjandi: Stephen Lynch Sent inn af: Anonymous
[C]If I coul[G]d be a super[Am]hero   
[F]I would be awe[G]some m[C]an  
[C]I'd fly a[G]round the [Am]world fighting crime
[F]According to my aw[G]esome [C]plan
[F]And if I saw [G]criminals [C]trying to lie
[F]Hurting other [G]people and [C]making them cry
[F]I'd haul them off to [G]jail in my [C]awes[G]ome [Am]van   
[F]'Cause I would be [G]awesome [C]man  

[C]Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
[C]And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
[C]But we know what to do, kids
[C]We just say No!

[C]If I could [G]be a [Am]superhero
[F]I would be [G]Drug-Free [C]boy  
[C]Telling the [G]world of the [Am]evils of drugs
[F]And all of the [G]lives they [C]destroy
Well I would [F]take all the j[G]unkies
Who're [C]getting so high
With their n[F]eedles and [G]bongs
And their [C]sticks made of thai
As I [F]burn them [G]alive I would [C]squeal [G]with [Am]joy   
Because [F]then I would be [G]drug-free [C]boy  

[C]If I could [G]be a [Am]superhero
[F]I'd be [G]Immigration [C]dude
I'd [C]send all the [G]foreigners [Am]back to their homes
For e[F]ating up [G]all of our [C]food
And [F]taking our [G]welfare and [C]best jobs to boot
Like l[F]andscaping, [G]dishwashing, [C]picking our fruit
I'd p[F]ass a lot of [G]laws to get [C]rid of [B]their [Am]brood
'Cause [F]I'd be I[G]mmigration [C]Dude

[C]Kids, You can make up
your very own superhero
[C]If you could, Who would it be?

[C]If you coul[G]d be [Am]a superhero
[F]Would you [G]be justice [C]guy?
[C]Making sure [G]people get [Am]what they deserve
[F]Especially [G]women who [C]lie  
Like if a [F]wife left her h[G]usband
With three [C]kids and no job
To run [F]off to F'in [G]Hawaii
With some [C]doctor named Bob
You can [F]skin them and [G]drain them
of [C]blood [G]so they [Am]die   
[Am]Especially bob
[F]Then you would [G]be justice [C]guy  

Or y[F]ou could be more [G]subtle
No, I didn't [C]mean to be vague
Give her the [F]mad cow [G]disease
Let him [C]die of the plague
As l[F]ong as they [G]suffer for their [C]terri[G]ble l[Am]ies   
[Am]Especially Bob
[F]Then You would [G]be Justice [C]Guy  
[F]Yes then you would [G]be a [F]super[G]hero like [C]me  
[Am]    [G]    [F]    [G]    [C]    

If I could be a superhero
I would be awesome man
I'd fly around the world fighting crime
According to my awesome plan
And if I saw criminals trying to lie
Hurting other people and making them cry
I'd haul them off to jail in my awesome van
'Cause I would be awesome man

Now, Some criminals want you to be a criminal
And they offer you things like drugs, alcohol
But we know what to do, kids
We just say No!

If I could be a superhero
I would be Drug-Free boy
Telling the world of the evils of drugs
And all of the lives they destroy
Well I would take all the junkies
Who're getting so high
With their needles and bongs
And their sticks made of thai
As I burn them alive I would squeal with joy
Because then I would be drug-free boy

If I could be a superhero
I'd be Immigration dude
I'd send all the foreigners back to their homes
For eating up all of our food
And taking our welfare and best jobs to boot
Like landscaping, dishwashing, picking our fruit
I'd pass a lot of laws to get rid of their brood
'Cause I'd be Immigration Dude

Kids, You can make up
your very own superhero
If you could, Who would it be?

If you could be a superhero
Would you be justice guy?
Making sure people get what they deserve
Especially women who lie
Like if a wife left her husband
With three kids and no job
To run off to F'in Hawaii
With some doctor named Bob
You can skin them and drain them
of blood so they die
Especially bob
Then you would be justice guy

Or you could be more subtle
No, I didn't mean to be vague
Give her the mad cow disease
Let him die of the plague
As long as they suffer for their terrible lies
Especially Bob
Then You would be Justice Guy
Yes then you would be a superhero like me

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