Grandfather Die

Höfundur lags: Stephen Lynch Höfundur texta: Stephen Lynch Flytjandi: Stephen Lynch Sent inn af: Anonymous
[G]When grandfahter dies[Bm]    
[C]Life will strange[D]    
[G]When grandfather dies[Bm]    
my w[C]hole world will chang[D]e  
[G]when granderfather dies[Bm]    
[C]I'll scream and I'll yell[D]    
[C]cause I'll be fucking [D]rich [G]as hell

So [Bm]grandfather [C]die  
[G]don't keep me in suspense
oh, [Bm]grandfather [C]cough
[G]up that inheritance
oh [Bm]grandfather [C]don't
[G]hold on another day
[Bm]I love you to[C] death [Am]    
but I've got[D] bills to pay

[G]A stroke would be nic[Bm]e   
[C]disease would be cool[D]    
[G]I'll scatter his ashes[Bm]    
[C]In my new swimmingpool[D]    
[G]I'll party with He[Bm]f   
[C]I'll dine with the [D]Queen
[C]Now what say we[D] unplug
that [G]machine.

So[Bm] grandfather[C] die
[G]before the Fiscal Year
oh [Bm]grandfather I[C]    
[G]Wish Kervorkian were here
oh [Bm]grandfather f[C]ly  
[G]just take your final vow
oh [Bm]grandfath[C]er die [Am]    
[G]the family hates you anyhow

For[Am] God's sake,
you [Bm]must be as o[C]ld as the s[D]un  
you'[Am]re social[Bm] security [C]number is[D] one
You'[Am]re deaf,[Bm] dumb, and [C]blind
and an [D]amputee
you [Am]donate your [Bm]blood
every t[C]ime that you [D]pee  
your [Am]arthritis acts[Bm] up   
whene[C]ver it ra[D]ins  
your[Am] so old, yo[Bm]ur penis
has v[C]ericose veins[D]    
oh w[Am]hy don't do d[Bm]ie grandpa
why[C] must you fi[D]ght  
y[Am]ou old mother[Bm]fucker
just w[C]alk towards the g[D]oddamn light

oohh [G]walk t[Bm]oward the li[C]ght old ma[D]n  

[G]It's all over now[Bm]    
[C]my granddad is dead[D]    
[G]A mysterious blow[Bm]    
[C]to his wrinkled old head[D]    
[G]Before I collect, a small [Bm]oversight
[C]But everthing should work out all [D]right
[C]I'll start working on my grandma[D]    

When grandfahter dies
Life will strange
When grandfather dies
my whole world will change
when granderfather dies
I'll scream and I'll yell
cause I'll be fucking rich as hell

So grandfather die
don't keep me in suspense
oh, grandfather cough
up that inheritance
oh grandfather don't
hold on another day
I love you to death
but I've got bills to pay

A stroke would be nice
disease would be cool
I'll scatter his ashes
In my new swimmingpool
I'll party with Hef
I'll dine with the Queen
Now what say we unplug
that machine.

So grandfather die
before the Fiscal Year
oh grandfather I
Wish Kervorkian were here
oh grandfather fly
just take your final vow
oh grandfather die
the family hates you anyhow

For God's sake,
you must be as old as the sun
you're social security number is one
You're deaf, dumb, and blind
and an amputee
you donate your blood
every time that you pee
your arthritis acts up
whenever it rains
your so old, your penis
has vericose veins
oh why don't do die grandpa
why must you fight
you old motherfucker
just walk towards the goddamn light

oohh walk toward the light old man

It's all over now
my granddad is dead
A mysterious blow
to his wrinkled old head
Before I collect, a small oversight
But everthing should work out all right
I'll start working on my grandma

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