[C]Widow Jones couldn't[F] make it on her [C]own
Frank was electrified leaving s[F]ix kids half [C]grown
In her misery she sent [C7]for me the [F]Singer of Sad Songs
And I [C]sympathized and [G7]eulogized Frank [C]Jones
And she cried Singer of [F]Sad Songs
[C]I need your services [G7]today
[C]Doctor of [F]broken hearts
Wash your c[C]lothes and mend your [G7]socks for your [C]pay
Farmer Brown had always [F]dreamed of city l[C]ights
Miniskirts on pretty g[F]irls were in his [C]sights
So one early morn he [C7]left his corn to [F]harvest a field of sin
Mrs. [C]Brown called me [G7]shortly after 3[C] AM
And she cried Singer of [F]Sad Songs
[C]I need your services [G7]today
[C]Doctor of [F]broken hearts
Got some e[C]arly hybrid [G7]corn for your p[C]ay
Lovely Lucy sat there [F]sipping a glass of [C]wine
She was at the church [F]waiting till after [C]nine
But the groom to be was somewhere [C7]free with a [F]case of yellow spine
Lovely Luc[C]y she's still a [G7]virgin at s[C]urprise
And she cried Singer of [F]Sad Songs
[C]I need your services t[G7]oday
[C]Doctor of [F]broken hearts
Got a [C]slightly used [G7]diamond for y[F]our [C]pay
Widow Jones couldn't make it on her own
Frank was electrified leaving six kids half grown
In her misery she sent for me the Singer of Sad Songs
And I sympathized and eulogized Frank Jones
And she cried Singer of Sad Songs
I need your services today
Doctor of broken hearts
Wash your clothes and mend your socks for your pay
Farmer Brown had always dreamed of city lights
Miniskirts on pretty girls were in his sights
So one early morn he left his corn to harvest a field of sin
Mrs. Brown called me shortly after 3 AM
And she cried Singer of Sad Songs
I need your services today
Doctor of broken hearts
Got some early hybrid corn for your pay
Lovely Lucy sat there sipping a glass of wine
She was at the church waiting till after nine
But the groom to be was somewhere free with a case of yellow spine
Lovely Lucy she's still a virgin at surprise
And she cried Singer of Sad Songs
I need your services today
Doctor of broken hearts
Got a slightly used diamond for your pay